“Terrorists: They like to blow themselves up and we enjoy blowing them up – You’d think that we’d get along better!”
Be an observer of, not a reactor to, your emotions.
LOL, that is bad, but kinda funny 
I don’t care who you are, that right there is funny…
Keith’s joke = funny
Terrorists = bad
“Don’t put your fingers where you would not put your face”
My personal favorite.
Cap
Its not really a success quote just a little story I tell the kids…
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.
The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, “What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.”
They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story ?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well…
Kiss your a@@ goodbye!
Hey,
A story full of wisdom - - and amusing to boot!
Peace,
Richard
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life."
Pretty funny, Danny…in a twisted kinda way
Keith
Not twisted if that burning man is a terrorist!
Oh, you’ve read my “tag line”!
Keith
“Comfort is the enemy of acheivement”
ROFL…good one Richard. Did you get my PM?
Keith
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Hey,
If you can figure these out you have what it takes to be a success:
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Did the “i” before “e” rule ever confuse Einstein?
What disease did a cured ham have?
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
Do they have skywriting in Japan?
What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way?
How come fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Peace,
Richard ???
Why do you drive on a “parkway” and park on a “driveway”?
How can sun break and not fall and night fall and not break?
If a man talks in the forest and there’s no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?
“I fell more like I do now then when I first got here”
Keith
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity.
When asked how much money would be enough, this was John d Rockefeller’s response: “Just a little more.”