Too Broke to Be STUPID!

When William Beveridge laid out his blueprint for the modern British welfare state in 1942, his goal was the “abolition of want.” Sir William and his colleagues on both sides of the Atlantic succeeded beyond their wildest dreams: to be “poor” in the 21st-century West is not to be hungry and emaciated but to be obese, with your kids suffering from childhood diabetes. When Michelle Obama turned up to serve food at a soup kitchen, its poverty-stricken clientele snapped pictures of her with their cellphones. In one-sixth of British households, not a single family member works.

EXCELLENT article! Got to love that lazy poor scum snapping pictures of Michelle Obama with their taxpayer paid cellphones!

you should consider going into therapy…

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you should consider going into therapy....

That’s a good idea, but I’m afraid that there’s not much money in providing therapy to the millions of lazy deadbeats in this country. With Osamacare, they’ll probably not be paying for therapy sessions. Finally, while I’m licensed to drive a car, fly a plane, and carry a gun, I’m not licensed to provide therapy.

I think you misunderstood…

YOU should consider going into therapy :banghead

No, I did understand your plea for help. However, I am not licensed as a therapist and won’t be able to help you. You might try some chanting as many lefties think that works:

Try saying this 100 times every morning:

I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.
I am not a socialist.

Then take a picture of yourself smiling; make a bunch of copies; and paste it all over your apartment. Put the two together…chant “I am not a socialist” while looking at the pictures of yourself smiling - that’s gotta make you feel better.

I guess that I didn’t need to be a licensed therapist to help you after all!!! No charge either!

thank you kind sir…