Sound Investing

INVESTING FOR YOUR PRIVATE SOCIAL SECURITY ACCOUNT:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, Greenspan’s current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It’s called the 401 Keg Plan!

Time to cash out my 401k and put it to good use… ;D 8)