Sooooo....when is the bill

…to outlaw knives and hammers going to the floor of the House? They’re deadly weapons, you know…we need more laws, we need protection.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2010-04/29/content_9792007.htm

http://gawker.com/5527836/hammer+wielding-man-attacks-chinese-kindergarten-sets-himself-on-fire

Keith

Dang! No guns, knives, or hammers? How am I going to cut my nice, juicy steak? How am I going to replace those loose shingles? Maybe I could glue the shingles to the roof if hammers are no longer allowed. How about matches? That poor Chinaman used a match to set himself on fire! I hope they don’t outlaw fires - I just bought a new wood burning stove! I hope he didn’t pour gas on himself before starting the fire - the socialists will want to outlaw gasoline. :banghead What am I saying - the socialists already hate gasoline!

…and, furthermore, pigs should not be allowed anti-tank weapons!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/04/30/ap/strange/main6448288.shtml

Somebody needs to pass another law!

Keith