Merry, errr...Happy,, Joyous - something or other...

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or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

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:beer To you as well!

He has been checking his list and checking it twice…Keith, you don’t have to answer this question under the the Fifth Amendment.

Happy Holidays to all.

John $Cash$ Locke


 Let's forget all this politically correct crap and call it like it is,


Let's forget all this politically correct crap and call it like it is,

Here, Here! :beer

Yes, “Merry Christmas” to all my reiclub friends and acquaintances…!

And a special warm wish to all the moderators on this forum who’ve heroically persevered to keep the spammers at bay!

And just to say, I laugh every time I read Mdhaas’ signature line… :biggrin

And if I don’t get a chance to say it, “Happy New Year…!”, too.


Same to you guys :beer

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone! I’ve been off here a few days relaxing w/ family.