I need some feedback on the wording of my new postcard

I’ve finally gotten around to designing my new postcard. It is targeted to frustrated landlords who have had their rentals trashed by their tenants prior to being evicted. The graphic front is going to be of the inside of a house that a tenant wrecked with the bottom headline reading

“There’s nothing like the joys of being a landlord”

is there more to the message?

http://www.michaelquarles.com/absentee1.jpg

http://www.michaelquarles.com/absentee2.jpg

http://www.michaelquarles.com/absentee3.jpg

http://www.michaelquarles.com/absentee4.jpg

If you would like the art work let me know its free

Seems like a good message to me - but if you aren’t sure, do a test and see how it does getting calls. You should be tracking your response rate anyway, so just do a test to at least 200 absentee owners and see how it does.

good luck