Happy Holidays!! Merry Christmas!!

Hello, just wanted to drop a note.

you can always reach me via phone or email…


You’ve been here long enough to know better than that!

Keith (Wearing my Moderator hat)…

I want to give myself props as well…Not only can you call me or drop me an e-mail you can watch we work on your loan via my office webcam. ;D

Is this the “toot your own horn” discussion forum?

I don’t know about anyone else, but, seeing Patrick on a webcam is not tops on my list of Holiday (or anytime) must see TV. :o

I will not pat myself on the back but I will wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a safe and happy holiday season!

LOL…Come on Mark…Watching me work is very entertaining…It’s a real must see. I go Jim Crammer on people atleast 3 times a day. :o

Well since we are way astray on this post, here is a cute Christmas joke;

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk.

“Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20 Lutheran, and 40 Presbyterian.”

I know…but you have to admit that it is funnier than seeing Patrick on webcam! :zzz:


LOL…Yeah, I have to admit that is funnier than watching me on a webcam.

I thought I would add this cute one for those flying over the holidays;

[i]" It as a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and Bill was ready to go back home. The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols.

  Being someone who took Christmas very seriously, and being slightly tired, he was not in a particularly good mood. (Almost a scrooge) Going to check in his luggage (which, for some reason, had become one suitcase with entirely new clothes), he saw hanging mistletoe. Not real mistletoe, but very cheap plastic with red paint on some of the rounder parts and green paint on some of the flatter and pointer parts, that could be taken for mistletoe only in a very Picasso sort of way. 
  With a considerable degree of irritation and nowhere else to vent it, he said to the attendant, "Even if we were married, I would not want to kiss you under such a ghastly mockery of mistletoe." 
  "Sir, look more closely at where the mistletoe is." 
  "Ok, I see that it's above the luggage scale which is the place you'd have to step forward for a kiss." 
  "That's not why it's there." 
  "Ok, I give up. Why is it there?" 
  "It's there so you can kiss your luggage good-bye."[/i]

Nah…you guys didn’t see what was deleted early this morning…I saved Jason from himself. Some of the Modertors don’t have a lot of mercy for veteran posters with 170 posts…

I was a really long, self-promoting diatribe not fitting of Jason.


Jason…Are you starting the Christmas Office parties early? Don’t drink so much egg nog!