Citation for a Bandit sign in my own Frikin yard

Bird Dogs, Wholesaling
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I wrote in another post how I made $8,000 off a bandit sign last summer that I had planted in my own front yard.
My town has strict laws about these signs but, your own frikin yard???, oh the inhumanity of it all.

We also got these over paid female traffic type cops that drive the neighborhoods checking to see if your vehicles are registered or if you got a boat, motor home, airplane or submarine in the driveway, and that will get you a ticket. We also got water cops now cruising by bcuz of the drought.

What’s next, people getting tickets for public ugly?

My bandit sign was in the yard for over 2 years till this bandit sign cop AH took a photo of it along with the warning and dropped it off on my porch. It says this is a warning but next time it’s a $100 fine.

I’ve been watching those survival shows in Alaska. I wud go there and build a one room log cabin, trap poor little animals for their fur, kill large animals to eat and enjoy the freedom, solitude and -40 degree temps, wait, I hate the cold, I like little furry animals and I like having Walmart down the street.

Maybe I’ll just comply with these GD rules, find the humor in it, and flip some more houses.

Rando

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Hi Rando,

          What you do is get the stone mason to build that new front wall that spells out "I Buy Ugly House's 123-456-7890" that will fix your town!

Written in Stone!!!

          GR
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Why not place a ‘giant’ bandit sign in a front-facing window? Or attach it to the house itself? Not quite as convenient as the yard, but it might get more attention…

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They gave me a 5 page report that listed all the things not allowed by law, No Commercial advertising of any kind, No advertising on vehicles. No nose picking or ass scratching on week days.

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So, if you were a plumber and you parked the Roto-Rooter truck in your driveway, this would be illegal? I can’t imagine outlawing vehicle signage. That ‘law’s’ a tad broad.