Hello… I am a newbie and I was wondering if anyone has purchased or know anyone who has purchased the Naked Investor programs such as the Mentoring program or the One on One Couching? I just want to make sure this is not just another R.E. “Guru” trying to make a quick buck with useless and out-dated material. Thanks …Steve
I would not sign up for the One on One “Couching” if you were doing “Naked” investing.
Mike
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That’s funny Mike…I guess I didn’t think about that when I was writing it ;D
AJ290…any input? yes…no ?..thanks…Steve
I don’t see anything wrong with Naked investors. As a matter in fact I think we should start a COED NAKED INVESTING CLUB Nationwide. (Just make sure people work from home)
REO,
I’m thinking of joining your naked investing club, but I’ve got a few questions?
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Ohio is one of those RED states and really doesn’t go for public nudity. Do you think that I’d get arrested if I showed up buck naked at the court house for an eviction?
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I’m a little unsure of cleaning out a roach infested crackhouse naked. Do you think that is safe and sanitary?
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As a naked investor, are you required to be naked all the time or only when investing? I don’t think my church would approve of me showing up Sunday morning sans clothes.
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Is being naked the elusive “SECRET” to making millions in REI?
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I’m in the rental business. Everyone knows that all landlords are very rich (that’s the reason tenants like to sue us). Where do you carry all the money if you’re a naked investor?
Thanks in advance.
Mike
1. Ohio is one of those RED states and really doesn't go for public nudity. Do you think that I'd get arrested if I showed up buck naked at the court house for an eviction?Move to San Francisco.
2. I'm a little unsure of cleaning out a roach infested crackhouse naked. Do you think that is safe and sanitary?It's actually a smarter way to cleaning house because the roaches can't hide in your pant's cuffs if you're not wearing any.
3. As a naked investor, are you required to be naked all the time or only when investing? I don't think my church would approve of me showing up Sunday morning sans clothes.You'd be surprised at the number of clergy who have joined The Naked Investors. While the parishoners might be a bit put off at first, remember that all pioneers are scoffed at initially.
4. Is being naked the elusive "SECRET" to making millions in REI?That depends. Do you look anything like Pamela Anderson naked?
5. I'm in the rental business. Everyone knows that all landlords are very rich (that's the reason tenants like to sue us). Where do you carry all the money if you're a naked investor?When you become a Naked Investor you'll receive a custom crafted money belt, professionally dyed to match your complexion. You can stash all your bills there and no one will even notice you're wearing it.
Hope this helped. See you at church on Sunday. I’ll be wearing a yellow rose.
I think that AJ290 has put a ton of thought into this and he is going to be the leader of the group.
Look at it like this Mike if you show up to the County Court house Naked to do an eviction you will not only get the one eviction done they will evict you and give you housing at the jail house.
You guys are on a roll ! you’re killing me
Wait before you rip your clothes off!!!
Here I was buck Naked when my wife walked in and asked “What are you doing” so I explained the whole naked Investor idea. She was a little put off when what should happen the door bell rings and it is someone that wants to see my house that is For Sale the people started Laughing and had to leave in a hurry… What can I say its a little cold here in Colorado …
I am out of the club tried it did not work for me!!!
What can I say its a little cold here in Colorado ..Uh oh. . .shrinkage. . . :-[ :-\ :'(
No… No shrinkage, that’s just LITTLE OL Robb ;D
How are ya Buddy?
If you get arrrested in Ohio, here’s your lawyer:
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/AB/20061010/NEWS01/610100365/
Keith