A Headache Makes Me 2 Million Dollars

Man I am going to be cursing all day as i work on my rehab while you are out looking for jets and yachts.

Tomorrow I am going to watch tv all day so i can get the secret too.

What channel was it on?

Mike,

I will send you the ticket for free.. They said this is the chance of a lifetime so I would not want to risk the mailman not getting you the tickets in time..My tickets say I have seats 50 & 51. So they have to be close to the field right around the 50 yard line. With the ticket you also get a book called the automatic millionaire which is a $200.00 value just let me know where you want the ticket sent.. 

                                              Robb

OK, here’s the real secret:

Send your money to Nigeria…that’s where the real bucks are!

Remember, you heard it here first…!

Keith

You should courier it out there, don’t want the mailman to lose it.

I also got a lead this morning on an investment in Ghana and all I have to do is send “Mr. Asante Nelson” my bank account info…we split 30/70! Woo Hoo…all that for not doing anything! It’s just like the gurus say: No work, huge rewards! It ain’t $2M but it’s a start!

Keith

That’s no secret, I got the same one:

From: Mr. ASANTE NELSON
Accra, Ghana.
Good Day,

I got your contact during my search for a reliable,honest and a trust worth
person to entrust this huge transfer project with. My name is Mr.ASANTE
NELSON, manager of the financial institution.

I am a Ghanaian married with two kids.I am writing to solicit your
assistance in the transfer of $4,550.000 U.S Dollars.

This fund is the excess of what my branch in which I am the manager made as
profit during the 2004 financial year. I have already submitted annual
report for that year to my head office here in Accra as I have watched with
keen interest as they will never know of this excess.

I have since, placed this amount of $4,550.000 U.S Dollars on an Escrow
Coded account without a beneficiary (anonymous) to avoid trace.As an officer
of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelled
to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account
on my behalf.

I intend to part 30% of this fund to you while 70% shall be for me. I do
need to stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. It’s
going to be a bank-to-bank transfer.

All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund so
that the fund can be transferred to your account.

If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response to my
private email.....mr_asnelsonn@safe-mail.com

WITH REGARD

Mr. ASANTE NELSON


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D’oh!!! It’s back to the drawing board, I guess…did you already send your info, or am I still in the running?

Keith

How in the world did you two get that,… I thought I got all the good stuff.

Hey I got the best deal… I WIN AGAIN!

Get A Free Stainless Steel Coffeemaker From Gevalia for seeing our time shares.

this is a great investment (YEAH RIGHT) :wink:

I can now quit REAL ESTATE I am going to get what I have been working 11 not so hard years a coffee pot… YEAH I AM OUT OF HERE. All I need to remember now is while at this meeting DON’T DRINK THE KOOL-AID.