As far as retaliations go, this $500 bonus works like a charm.
I ALWAYS play it like this…
First, I start off by telling them how SORRY I FEEL FOR THEM!!! I honestly look these LOSERS in the eye and tell them "I really feel bad about the situation with you and your family (or whatever the problem is). I’m sure you understand that I can’t get in the middle of it, my lawyer handles all these things for me and he does not screw around…
But I want to make you an offer."
Then I lay out the $500 payment plan.
I usually listen to 10 minutes of every excuse on earth about why they haven’t rerpaired anything, paid anything, sent any money to their relatives, ect.
The KEY to this is SEQUENCE…
The First part is the CARROT John…I always START with the carrot…the carrot is the “How sorry I am for them.” They don’t expect it, and it screws them up.
Then I take out the HAMMER…The HAMMER is “You’re going, you just get to pick HOW. WITH $500 in your pocket, OR with N O T H I N G.”
Then finally the CANDY. The $500 on move out day!!! These MORONS actually shake my hand and THANK ME!!! These idiots don’t understand that THEY just CLEANED OUT MY PROPERTY, SAVED ME AN EVICTION PROCEEDING, COURT COSTS, LAWYERS FEE’S, and LOT’s of TIME and MONEY…and they thank ME!! GOD I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!!!
I always tell them that if ANYTHING is missing from this house from NOW to the day I show up with their money…THE DEAL IS OFF!
I just used this on a crack head living in HIS MOTHERS HOUSE…This LOSER’s only “JOB” was to collect rent from the 2nd and 3 rd tenants and MAIL it to his mother in Florida. Of coarse he NEVER did this, and his mother was at the end of her rope. I told her I could have him out in ONE WEEK…BUT she would need to back me up…All she had to do was tell him she SOLD the house and the new owner would be contacting him.
She did exactly what I asked…I made LOSER an offer of $500 to leave.
On the pre determined dated I showed up…BUT he wasn’t completely moved out. BYE I said…Kiss your $500 good bye @SSHOLE…At that point he KNEW he screwed himself!!! So he LITERALLY BEGGED me to give him one more day.
I did agree to that…But that one day would cost HIM…$250!!! TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
The next day I showed up, inspected the property, everything was GONE and I gave him his now $250 payment.
That idiot was THE ONLY ONE that ever went past the deadline.
THEY ALL TAKE THE MONEY!!!
ALL OF THEM.