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Lendinghand
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Re:OMBA Conference tommarow. Questions?
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October 13, 2005, 02:11:45 pm »
Bill Brasky once killed a brown bear in the cold frigid waters of Ontario with a butter knife in one hand and a spoon in the other while only wearing boxers and a t-shirt that read, "I like ham".
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Re:OMBA Conference tommarow. Questions?
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October 13, 2005, 02:25:08 pm »
ALLLLLLLL RIGHTY THEN!
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Re:OMBA Conference tommarow. Questions?
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October 13, 2005, 03:04:35 pm »
"To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!"
Keith
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October 13, 2005, 03:07:41 pm »
"I went camping with Brasky, his wife, and his daughter Debbie! Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!"
Keith
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October 13, 2005, 03:08:13 pm »
To Bill Braky!!! ( holding glass in hand up high, with head down on bar and one eye open )
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Lendinghand
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October 13, 2005, 03:24:07 pm »
Bill Brasky! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch!
shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calamari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"
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”Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off lookin' for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, "Here we are!" Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!’”
Keith
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Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
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kdhastedt
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October 14, 2005, 03:00:55 pm »
"Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he's a big fella. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and, well, he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky! We spend the weekend in the Poconos - he loves me like I've never been loved before!"
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Lendinghand
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He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen
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October 14, 2005, 03:19:14 pm »
"Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky sold me into slavery? He puts me on a ship to Thailand, right? And I'm chained to a pipe. Meanwhile, ol' Brasky, he's back in the States siring three beautiful children with my wife!"
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Lendinghand
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October 14, 2005, 03:22:17 pm »
We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it
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kdhastedt
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October 14, 2005, 03:52:23 pm »
"You know how Brasky served three tours in 'Nam? Well, I'm in Corpus Christi on business a month ago, and I had this eight-foot tall Asian waiter which made me a little curious, so I asked him his name, and sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
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October 14, 2005, 05:57:18 pm »
He once inhaled a seagull.
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October 15, 2005, 12:17:27 pm »
”Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini around the office? Brasky tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily. But at the end of the quarter, I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled.”
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