Do you not have time to check out these properties yourself? Are you trying to provide a visual for buyers? Maybe you are not comfortable being on camera. I enjoy viewing properties. I love it actually! Finding a property for a buyer is always a gratifying experience for us all. I only will take on one Investor at a time.
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Have a Successful Day!
Imagine never having to visit a property, and still not buying it, and having all that done for you.
Hi, my name’s Mel.
Are you such a boob that you first look at every property you want to buy, instead of getting a contract on it first, and then looking at it?
If so, I can save you the time actually wasted looking at deals that will go nowhere, by looking at them for you. And I only want a measely fifteen thousand dollars up front for the privilege.
And in the unlikely event that you close on a deal that I took pictures of in advance, you’ll just owe me the standard bird-dog and inspection fee of five thousand dollars, on top of the fifteen grand you already spent having me look at your dead-end properties in the first place. Such a deal.
So, call Mel at 1-877-IMA-BOOB today!
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Haha I was trying hard not to ridicule this post and glad I let you do it. So if I hired this person for a year and paid her 15 Grand a month, how much is that? A little shy of 200 frikin grand. Maybe it’s a joke. Has to be a joke.
Damn maybe I should just look at houses for people if you get 15k a pop lol. :deal
I would be interested in that job too!!! Lol
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Mel, your comment “Are you such a boob that you first look at every property you want to buy, instead of getting a contract on it first, and then looking at it?”
Really? lol!