That Sounds Illegal

This guy came from Oregon to buy my sport plane. It took hours for us to fold wings back and tie the plane down to the trailer.
Anyway we got to talking and he tells me he’s a small town cop and even a volunteer Fireman.
So knowing he was a cop I let him go on telling me about himself. And then the inevitable question comes up, What do you do?
I buy and sell houses that I don’t own, that I’ve never seen. I was chuckling wondering what wud be his response. He looks up from tying some rope, seems concerned and says, “That sounds Illegal” I laughed and tell him its really quite legal.
I wanted to explain and such, But, He didnt ask any more questions, probably so as not to incriminate himself.

There are plenty of deals out there, let’s get that marketing going.