I was happily minding my own business one Saturday afternoon when I get a txt from some person saying the house I’m selling is haunted.
I replied, “Oh really, which one? The house the tree fell on it. Look under the tree and in the window. I looked over the photo and try as I cud, I couldn’t see anything. Then he/she tells me I have to know what I’m looking for.
I assume this txter was a female cuz this is the kind of stuff they get into more than manly men. Then the txter says it’s an older Hispanic couple.
I suggested the txter get a job and not bother me with this bs. then txter claims to be an attorney but is trained in the metaphysical stuff.
I still wonder why this hack was bothering me, was it a ploy to get hired to exorcize the demon? I informed the person that the house was sold, and for fun I told her about the reptile insect looking 16” alien mummies discovered in Peru last year near the Nazca lines. I told her the human race was cloned from earlier hominoids and aliens to work the mines and build the megalithic stone structures. I must have wasted an hour txting back and forth. But it was fun.
Check the new real estate success story to see the photo, see if you can find a ghost.
Also check out Peru Mummies on You tube. They found a half dozen of them, scientists are freaking out saying their hoaxes, without even looking at them, but they been x-rayed and cat scanned, they seem to be real with skeletons and 3 fingers and 3 toes. They walked upright, dated at several thousand years. I’m freaking out.