Really? My house is in pretty bad shape…

Seriously. We buy nice houses too, but we love to buy houses that no one else will touch. That means it doesn’t matter if you haven’t paid your taxes in years, you have large liens against your home, you owe more on your mortgage than the home is worth, the home is going through probate, you’re AC was stolen, the home has been completely stripped, the roof is leaking, or you have bats, rats and nasty tenants that aren’t paying their rent.

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