No other way to say it. You will be seen as a joke, a person that has no knowledge of how the system works and a complete waste of time for the agent(s) involved. When you do finally learn, you will have burned some major bridges that likely won't get rebuilt.
And you cannot assign a REO contract. Most standard state contracts specifically forbid assignments without the seller's written approval and the banks usually require that their P&S contracts be used, which state that you CANNOT assign this contract.
Raj